Welcome to my Microblog. The place where I talk about my personal life and stupid thoughts.
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beat dawnguard
Beat the Dawnguard DLC recently on my modded PC playthrough of Skyrim. I played a bit of my vanilla run on my XBOX One with my character Slaps-His-Nuts. I completely forgot how goofy this character is. Carrying a ring called FALCON PAWNCH that does 1000 points of unarmed damage. Can't wait to turn him into a vampire and get my hands on the Force but for magical vampires and yeet a giant off a cliff.
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fuck you microsoft
Dear Microsoft,
What part of "Don't Ask Me This Again" DO YOU NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND!?
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iron lung
Saw Iron Lung last night. Been waiting for it to come out for 2 years now, and it did not disappoint. As both a fan of Markiplier and the Iron Lung universe it was really great to see what Mark was able to pull off.
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new addition
just added this bad boy to my game collection -
gummigoo has come home
My Gummigoo plush has come in today and now Danbo has a new friend! -
xbox one and minecraft
Bought a new Xbox One S basically so I can play Minecraft Xbox One Edition. Here's to a 2 week minecraft phase! -
whoops
Been meaning to get back into using my microblog. I just need to set up a bookmark so I remember to use it more.
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maga is dumb as hell exhibit #987
People praising Trump as some kind of genius for reversing tariffs that HE imposed are so dumb that I'm surprised they don't drown themselves drinking a glass of water.
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Fuck You KFC

Suck it Colonel Sanders. I made fried chicken and mashed potatoes. Even after cooling, the chicken is still crispy as if it came fresh from the fryer. -
Minecraft Pink Sheep
Found a natural pink sheep while playing Minecraft today -
The Council of My Brain

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Mira the Shiba by Ivana
Gotta hype my friend Ivana for drawing Mira, the Shiba from Silent Hill 2. I asked if she would draw it and they did, and I love everything about it! -
Got too high
Got too high at work, almost stayed in the elevator after it hit my floor, whoops...
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Playing Halo 3
Playing Halo 3's campaign makes me happy -
AI relationships aren't about companionship
People in AI relationships never wanted a real relationship to begin with. They just wanted something that they could control and stroke their ego.
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Bored at work
Got bored at work, so I decided to make a microblog.