Absurd Pirate's Micro Blog

Beat the Dawnguard DLC recently on my modded PC playthrough of Skyrim. I played a bit of my vanilla run on my XBOX One with my character Slaps-His-Nuts. I completely forgot how goofy this character is. Carrying a ring called FALCON PAWNCH that does 1000 points of unarmed damage. Can't wait to turn him into a vampire and get my hands on the Force but for magical vampires and yeet a giant off a cliff.

Dear Microsoft,

What part of "Don't Ask Me This Again" DO YOU NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND!?

Saw Iron Lung last night. Been waiting for it to come out for 2 years now, and it did not disappoint. As both a fan of Markiplier and the Iron Lung universe it was really great to see what Mark was able to pull off.

just added this bad boy to my game collection

My Gummigoo plush has come in today and now Danbo has a new friend!

Bought a new Xbox One S basically so I can play Minecraft Xbox One Edition. Here's to a 2 week minecraft phase!

Been meaning to get back into using my microblog. I just need to set up a bookmark so I remember to use it more.

People praising Trump as some kind of genius for reversing tariffs that HE imposed are so dumb that I'm surprised they don't drown themselves drinking a glass of water.

Suck it Colonel Sanders. I made fried chicken and mashed potatoes. Even after cooling, the chicken is still crispy as if it came fresh from the fryer.

Found a natural pink sheep while playing Minecraft today

Gotta hype my friend Ivana for drawing Mira, the Shiba from Silent Hill 2. I asked if she would draw it and they did, and I love everything about it!

Got too high at work, almost stayed in the elevator after it hit my floor, whoops...

Playing Halo 3's campaign makes me happy

People in AI relationships never wanted a real relationship to begin with. They just wanted something that they could control and stroke their ego.

Got bored at work, so I decided to make a microblog.